Now that Terrell Owens has been released from the Dallas Cowboys, who will they turn to for “hands” on support? And where will T.O. end up? And as far as replacements, I wonder what Anquan Boldin looks like in blue. What about Marvin Harrison?
Odes To T.O. Here are a few Terrell Owens memorable moments. Feel free to add your own.
Tearful Press Conference: That’s My Quarterback
Grace the Dallas Star…as a 49er
Driveway Press Conference. Count ‘em out!
“Awww hell. The team’s gonna have to won this one without me.”
Interview with Deion Sanders: “I love me some me” — Romo/Jessica Simpson comments — “Getcha popcorn ready”
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I’ve got two words for you: BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION! I love how the media strikes when least expected…and when completely unnecessary. The Cowboys lose, Tony Romo has a bad performance…let’s blame it on JS. Um. Guys. JS was at the Packers game too. Then you got Terrell Owens, who’s been relatively quiet and well-behaved this season, throwin’ out “jokes” about keeping JS out of the stadium for games. Poor Romo.
Whether or not you feel my sentiment, you may get a kick out of the latest website to take advantage of a celebrity when they’re down. Ruin Romo not only urges fans to sport a Jessica Simpson mask during these final Cowboys games, but the site is also riding the momentum by offering up official “Ruin Romo” gear (pictured right).
Don’t worry, Tony. At least it wasn’t something made of rubber…like this Michael Vick chew toy. And for the record, Stephanie Simpson is the real distraction.
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