VIDEO: 2010 NFL Combine — Rich Eisen’s Revenge

In 2009, defensive lineman B.J. Raji took Rich Eisen to the cleaners. With a custom pair of Under Armour shoes and a lightweight Prada suit, Rich takes on the uber-football player, Tim Tebow, in a 40-yd dash for the ages! More importantly, did he finally eclipse the 6-second mark?

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VIDEO: 2009 NFL Combine — Rich Eisen Runs The 40

Perhaps my favorite part of the NFL Combine — scratch that…of NFL Network — is Rich Eisen. Rich ran his annual 40-yard dash after the festivities came to a close. Perhaps the best parts were the SimulCam™ clips of Rich going head-to-head with the athletes, including Darrius Heyward-Bey and B.J. Raji.

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That Just Happened — Cut Throat Pro Bowl Grammys

Florida Panthers’ forward Richard Zednick was accidentally struck by the skate of teammate Olli Jokinen in the neck. That’s smarts, eh? Best of luck, Richard…and God bless.

Adrian Peterson improved his reputation as the NFLs Official Badass. He became the second rookie to be voted as MVP of the Pro Bowl next to Marshall Faulk. Peterson rushed 16 times for 129 cubits and 2 scores. AP beat out NFC teammate and Cowboys WR Terrell Owens for the award. T.O. had an early case of the dropsies again, but quickly rebounded with 8 catches for 101 yards…and also 2 scores.

In case you don’t have NFL Network or if you missed its coverage of the Pro Bowl practices…well, this video is all you really missed. Courtesy of future Presidential hopeful, Peyton Manning.

There should be no doubt that my NBA allegiance falls with my own San Antonio Spurs. But after today’s 98-90 defeat by the [previously overhyped] Boston Celtics, I’m finally convinced that the Celtics are currently the best team in the NBA, not to mention 16-0 against the West. Hopefully both teams will be healthy by St. Patty’s Day when they rematch in the Alamo City.

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And last, but certainly not least the Grammys were filled with excellent performances — Foo Fighters, Carrie Underwood & SPANK, er STOMP, the Rhapsody In Blue performance…and not Brad Paisley. (Does anyone know how old Tina Turner is?) Kanye’s performance was definitely the coolest. If you missed it, check it out here. Also did anyone keep hearing With or Without You in Alicia Keys’ performance of No One? Amy Winehouse? Really? And Ringo Starr is still the World’s Biggest Dork. That’s all I got.

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Alycia Lane: Cop Puncher, Bikini Wearer

Look at me! Look at me!

When I woke up this morning to catch my daily round of NFL Total Access and CNBC Squawk Box, I expected nothing more than Rich Eisen’s deft breakdown of this weekend’s NFL games, Deion Sanders’ Top 10 “Primetime” Plays, and a report on the volatility of LIBOR. But sleeping through my alarm has its disadvantages. I woke up to the words “Rich Eisen” and “photos in a bikini”. Talk about nightmarish.

The report was referring to hottie news anchor, Alycia Lane, who was arrested in New York after allegedly punching a female police officer in da face. That’s how they roll in Philly, which is where Her Arrogance hails from. Back in May, Ms. Lane emailed pictures of herself wearing a bikini to NFL Network anchor, Rich Eisen. However, Mr. Fantasy didn’t get the pics. His wife did. DOH! Oh well. It’s only a matter of time now before those bikini photos get out. May the hunt begin.

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