Out With The T.O., In With The Who?

Now that Terrell Owens has been released from the Dallas Cowboys, who will they turn to for “hands” on support? And where will T.O. end up? And as far as replacements, I wonder what Anquan Boldin looks like in blue. What about Marvin Harrison?

Odes To T.O. Here are a few Terrell Owens memorable moments. Feel free to add your own.

Tearful Press Conference: That’s My Quarterback

Grace the Dallas Star…as a 49er

Driveway Press Conference. Count ‘em out!

“Awww hell. The team’s gonna have to won this one without me.”

Interview with Deion Sanders: “I love me some me” — Romo/Jessica Simpson comments — “Getcha popcorn ready”

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That Just Happened — Tampa Has The Best Strip

Tampa Bay is hosting its fourth Super Bowl. Despite the number of Tampa’s attractions that the city’s tourism bureau would like for you to visit, one industry in particular is looking forward to the big game. It is believed that there are as many as 43 skrip clubs in the Tampa metro. SI.com has some interesting insight to the “Tampa Strip”. Somebody pass me a steak…and shrimp.

How hard is it to get Super Bowl tickets? Well, not that hard at all…just expensive. StubHub.com has a bunch of tickets listed starting at $1,600 per seat up to $10,000 per seat. And if you have $100k to blow and 15 friends (or strippers from the night before) you like alot, you can buy a luxury suite.

Hey, Tony. I can’t stand girls with twig-like physiques, but what did you do to Jessica? Seriously, though…I’m not making fun. But I’m not gonna lie. This is definitely surprising. Somebody pass me the chips and pizza.

Is Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald the greatest wide receiver ever? If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, will they be the greatest team in NFL history? Did you know that Bill Cowher once coached the Steelers? And did you know that Ken Whisenhunt once worked for Cowher? So, who does Bill Cowher pull for in this game? Just a few of the questions you’ll hear over and over again leading up to this weekend. John Royal at HoustonPress has a whole list of Super Bowl Memes you’ll be sick of.

Raise your hand if you thought Paul Blart Mall Cop signaled the end of Kevin James’ movie career. It’s been #1 for two weeks in a row. Somebody pass me the crow.

Earlier this year, one of my friends brought to my attention Erin Burnett’s snobbish tendencies. Ever since then, I’ve been looking for my new fav CNBC hottie. I found her. Did you know Trish Regan is fluent in Spanish and Italian, studied classical voice (opera), and was Miss New Hampshire in 1993?

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Ruin Romo…Just In Time For The Playoffs

I’ve got two words for you: BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION! I love how the media strikes when least expected…and when completely unnecessary. The Cowboys lose, Tony Romo has a bad performance…let’s blame it on JS. Um. Guys. JS was at the Packers game too. Then you got Terrell Owens, who’s been relatively quiet and well-behaved this season, throwin’ out “jokes” about keeping JS out of the stadium for games. Poor Romo.

Whether or not you feel my sentiment, you may get a kick out of the latest website to take advantage of a celebrity when they’re down. Ruin Romo not only urges fans to sport a Jessica Simpson mask during these final Cowboys games, but the site is also riding the momentum by offering up official “Ruin Romo” gear (pictured right).

Don’t worry, Tony. At least it wasn’t something made of rubber…like this Michael Vick chew toy. And for the record, Stephanie Simpson is the real distraction.

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