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That Just Happened — Cut Throat Pro Bowl Grammys

Florida Panthers’ forward Richard Zednick was accidentally struck by the skate of teammate Olli Jokinen in the neck. That’s smarts, eh? Best of luck, Richard…and God bless.

Adrian Peterson improved his reputation as the NFLs Official Badass. He became the second rookie to be voted as MVP of the Pro Bowl next to Marshall Faulk. Peterson rushed 16 times for 129 cubits and 2 scores. AP beat out NFC teammate and Cowboys WR Terrell Owens for the award. T.O. had an early case of the dropsies again, but quickly rebounded with 8 catches for 101 yards…and also 2 scores.

In case you don’t have NFL Network or if you missed its coverage of the Pro Bowl practices…well, this video is all you really missed. Courtesy of future Presidential hopeful, Peyton Manning.

There should be no doubt that my NBA allegiance falls with my own San Antonio Spurs. But after today’s 98-90 defeat by the [previously overhyped] Boston Celtics, I’m finally convinced that the Celtics are currently the best team in the NBA, not to mention 16-0 against the West. Hopefully both teams will be healthy by St. Patty’s Day when they rematch in the Alamo City.

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And last, but certainly not least the Grammys were filled with excellent performances — Foo Fighters, Carrie Underwood & SPANK, er STOMP, the Rhapsody In Blue performance…and not Brad Paisley. (Does anyone know how old Tina Turner is?) Kanye’s performance was definitely the coolest. If you missed it, check it out here. Also did anyone keep hearing With or Without You in Alicia Keys’ performance of No One? Amy Winehouse? Really? And Ringo Starr is still the World’s Biggest Dork. That’s all I got.

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That Just Happened — Hitler A Cowboys Fan?

Remember in grade school…when you, um, used to bet your friends the most ridiculous things? Well, Bodog.com has made them a reality. If you can think of a Super Bowl-related bet, you can put your money where your mouth is. You can even place a wager on what song Tom Petty will perform to end his halftime show at the Super Bowl.

Sam McGuffie

This just in. Sam McGuffie is a douchebag. But he’s still a bad ass runningback. If you have no idea who Sam McGuffie is, watch this video. I’m sure he’s not a douche. I’m just pissed that he doesn’t plan on staying in Texas. Hey, Sam. I hear the Texas State Bobcats are looking for some talent.

Scientists in Britain have created a helmet that when worn at least 10 minutes a day could reverse symptoms such as memory loss and anxiety within four weeks. Unfortunately, the Alzheimer’s Helmet does not fix bad teeth.

So Hitler was a Cowboys fan…

Don’t let all this talk of subprime meltdown get you down about the market. ForeclosureRadar.com claims to be “the first service to track every California foreclosure auction each and every day.” Good thing the “Big Five” will be paying out record bonuses. Maybe they can flip some foreclosed cribs in their spare time. How’s that for economic stimulus?

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That Just Happened — Heath Ledger Dead

Jonah Hill won’t get his wish to see a Jake Gyllenhaal with a mouthful of Ledger. Austrailian-born actor Heath Ledger was found dead in a Manhattan apartment. He was discovered by a masseuse with sleeping pills nearby. All joking aside, I thought Heath was a tremendous actor. It’s sad that he left behind a 2-year old daughter, and a promising acting career. Heath is set to appear in the latest iteration of Batman — The Dark Knight. Click here to see the Batman trailer.

Ben Bernanke’s tendency to slowly react to emerging economic threats has rubbed off on investors. Even after The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 75 basis points (0.75%), markets proceeded to take a plunge. It’s safe to say we can expect another rate cut in the next Fed meeting.

It looks like the Washington Redskins are going to trade a fossil for a Fassel. Former Giants head coach Jim Fassel gets a second interview with Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. Based on Fassel’s coaching record, the ‘Skins will make to the playoffs and then lose. Ata boy, Snyder.

Fox Business News threw a sucker punch at CNBC by providing live coverage on Monday while CNBC aired ghey reruns of American Greed. All they did was make CNBC mad. Let’s face it. It’s tough to take ratings from a team that includes a couple of street brawlers — Charlie Gasparino & Jim Cramer — and a bevy of CNBC beauties.

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That Just Happened — January 17, 2008

Whether or not your team is still alive in the NFL Playoffs, you’ll appreciate Mathew Kowald’s devotion to the Green Bay Packers. One way to be sure your son shows your team some love…restrain him in a chair and tape a jersey to his body. Idiot. I suppose that’s less humiliating than being booed by thousands of Indy fans.

Get drunk…or cheer for the other team. Get taped.

Ashley Cook is a 21-year-old model from Huntington Beach, CA…in case you want to see some photos of hot chicks. [Hat Tip: WallStreetFighter]

John McCain might be old, but he still has a sense of humor.

Ben Bernanke did not use steroids in his fiscal stimulus policy.

ESPN.com reports that Dallas Cowboys Offensive Coordinator, Jason Garrett, will turn down head coaching opportunities with the 4-12 Atlanta Falcons and the 5-11 Baltimore Ravens…and remain the O.C. with 13-3 Dallas. DUH!

Two words for American Idol fans: Renaldo Lapuz. You are my brother, too, Renaldo! Tayo’y mga Pinoy!!!

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Alycia Lane: Cop Puncher, Bikini Wearer

Look at me! Look at me!

When I woke up this morning to catch my daily round of NFL Total Access and CNBC Squawk Box, I expected nothing more than Rich Eisen’s deft breakdown of this weekend’s NFL games, Deion Sanders’ Top 10 “Primetime” Plays, and a report on the volatility of LIBOR. But sleeping through my alarm has its disadvantages. I woke up to the words “Rich Eisen” and “photos in a bikini”. Talk about nightmarish.

The report was referring to hottie news anchor, Alycia Lane, who was arrested in New York after allegedly punching a female police officer in da face. That’s how they roll in Philly, which is where Her Arrogance hails from. Back in May, Ms. Lane emailed pictures of herself wearing a bikini to NFL Network anchor, Rich Eisen. However, Mr. Fantasy didn’t get the pics. His wife did. DOH! Oh well. It’s only a matter of time now before those bikini photos get out. May the hunt begin.

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Thanksgiving Greetings & Holiday Cards

Although the holidays are my favorite time of the year…beginning with Thanksgiving, of course…it is also a busy time of year for me. I try to make time to visit a handful of customers in person and deliver some sort of gift or greeting. Since I cannot make it face-to-face with many of them, I opt for greeting cards with handwritten notes and wishes.

CardDirect.com offers a large selection of Holiday Cards and a variety verses to appropriately express your thankful holiday wishes. They’ll even add your business name, company logo, custom imprint and envelope imprint in a variety of ink colors or foil stamps.

There are also helpful tips on Holiday Etiquette on their blog. For example, if you’re trying to determine whether or not to send Thanksgiving cards, here are three reasons to do so.

I hope all of you have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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How To Properly Repair A Split HVAC System

A few weeks ago when our landlord had 3 different A/C contractors out to evaluate our HVAC systems, one thing stood out like a sore thumb in all of their reports. Apparently this split system was rigged up to work by using a system you would see cooling a home. I know nothing about HVAC systems except where I like to set the thermostat. I was told that this was one of the funniest things they’ve ever encountered. I’m sure all you HVAC folks will appreciate this photo.

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