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That Just Happened — Andre Smith Needs More Than A Bro

Dan Lopez / Associated Press—–

Andre Smith disappointed scouts and coaches yet again during his Pro Day yesterday. This is a guy I think is worthy of a #1 consideration based on his accomplishments at ‘Bama. Now, I’m second-guessing my decision. He may go much, much later now. I know it’s been reiterated over and over again. But when millions of dollars are at stake, how do you not prepare yourself as best as you possibly can. Nice goin, ‘Dre. Get yourself a bro while you’re at it. All joking aside, I think there are still teams out there that are considering him as a first round pick despite the lack of work ethic and bad choices he’s made throughout this draft process.

It should come as no surprise that the BCS has received extended agreements with the Fiesta, Orange, Rose and Sugar bowls through 2013. Can’t wait ’til September when they decide who goes (Bowls Contrived in September).

Anyone notice the name of the Italian Job sequel yet? *snicker*

One of the biggest question marks of the 2009 NFL Draft is West Virginia QB Pat White. Despite the obvious parallels to other athletic quarterbacks, it appears that White has created more buzz lately, and has NFL teams scratching their heads regarding his contributions to their programs. The Senior Bowl MVP threw the ball exceptionally well at the Combine, and he was able to run unofficial times of 4.50 and 4.49 in the 40-yard dash. Today is his Pro Day. There are 25 NFL teams there to watch him. He is expected to run routes today. Because his ‘athletic QB’ predecessors have experienced short-lived careers as QBs, a move to WR might be his best bet. He may be the reason for the evolution of the Wildcat…or more aptly named the ‘Two-Headed Monster’.

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That Just Happened — Feed My Twitter

Tweet from @natewhitehill…In case you didn’t know, Nate and his crew over at Unique Blog Designs designed helped design Derrich.com. His link was a video of Jon Stewart explaining Twitter.

Tweet from @tonyhawk…the Tony Hawk Foundation seeks to foster lasting improvements in society, with an emphasis on supporting and empowering youth. Through special events, grants, and technical assistance, the Foundation supports recreational programs with a focus on the creation of public skateboard parks in low-income communities. The Foundation favors programs that clearly demonstrate that funds received will produce tangible, ongoing, positive results. To support the cause, the THF is auctioning off a pair of Jeeps. To bid, visit this website.

Tweet from @TechCrunch…in conjunction with my heads up about Amazon VOD meets Roku, Michael Arrington shared the news today that Roku now supports Amazon VOD.

Tweet from @blellow…Mandi Leman is a San Antonio entrepreneur that started Blellow — its mission is to encourage open collaboration and the sharing of knowledge. If you’re scratching your head and want to learn more, see how it works and sign up for Beta, which closes today. So get movin’!

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That Just Happened — Fat Tuesday Means Free Pancakes

Fat Tuesday marks the beginning of Mardi Gras. Well, actually…the literal translation of “Mardi Gras” is “Fat Tuesday”. And now I feel like Donovan McNabb, because I didn’t even realize this until today. My French isn’t so good. (I didn’t even know what a plethora was until I saw Three Amigos.) Anyway, the day commemorates nothing in particular. It’s simply the day to get $#!tTy before Lent begins when Christians are supposed to fast and do a little almsgiving. I haven’t decided what I’m giving up this year. Last year it was alcohol. I’m thinking of giving up TV…except whenever the Spurs play, or 24…or The Soup. Or American Idol. And NFL Network.

Apparently IHOP is helping us get fat. To celebrate National Pancake Day, IHOP is giving away free short stacks with a donation to the Children’s Miracle Network. Last year, cheap-@$$e$ donated $875,000 for charity. When compared to Denny’s (similar # of restaurants), which served an estimated 2 million people with its free Grand Slam circus…that’s less than $1 per meal donated. Seriously? I know times are tough, but I think everyone can afford a buck for a good cause. Look at it this way, you can get fat and feel good about it!

I hate Devin Harris…well, less now since he’s been traded from Dallas. He always gave the Spurs problems. This season, he’s giving everyone problems. Last night it was the 76ers…from half-court.

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That Just Happened — Starbucks Sells Out To Survive

Nothing new. They already do it in Malaysia.—–

Did you ever imagine the day when a specialty coffee shop would start selling breakfast? I don’t mean the complimentary sugary confections we’re all used to…but breakfast. That day hath come. Starbucks announced that beginning on March 3, 2009, it would pair a drink with one of two new breakfast sandwiches.

“Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you today?”

“Yeah…lemme get a…a Siren Sausage Sandwich and a tall caffe latte…non-fat, no whip, double trouble…no, no…make that a black eye…and half caf.”

By obscure comparison, the Amazon Kindle is like a Jonas Brothers album. You don’t know anyone that owns one, yet somehow Amazon can’t keep them on the shelves. Now the Kindle 2 is being released on February 24, 2009. It’s about as thin as a magazine, boasts a 25% increase in battery life, and can hold over 1,500 books. How many college kids would rather have this than lugging around ten 20-lb. text books in their backpack?

Courtesy ESPN

A-Roid, Ster-Rod, A-Fraud, Agent Orange (nice tan)…the nicknames are flying after ARod’s interview with Peter Gammons on ESPN. Orange you glad you told the truth, ARod? Smart move.

Speaking of orange…the Texas Longhorns got a commitment from another McCoy this week…Case McCoy. According to InsideTexas.com, the younger brother of Colt McCoy will play join the ‘Horns squad. No word yet on whether or not he will be accompanied by an attractive girlfriend that will sit with his parents at the games.

Along the college recruiting lines…it seems things get more and more ridiculous each year. Recruits are being treated like kings before they even step foot on campus. The result? They often develop an attitude of entitlement. South Carolina recruit, Alshon Jeffery, was told by head coach Steve Spurrier that he could keep his #2 jersey digit.

The problem? It’s retired.

Sterling Sharpe donned the number while he attended the University of South Carolina. Sterling is opposed to the idea. Don’t give in, Sterling! You’ll just add to the growing attitudes of entitlement among college recruits. Just a piece of the spectrum of college recruiting’s thin gray line.

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That Just Happened — Tampa Has The Best Strip

Tampa Bay is hosting its fourth Super Bowl. Despite the number of Tampa’s attractions that the city’s tourism bureau would like for you to visit, one industry in particular is looking forward to the big game. It is believed that there are as many as 43 skrip clubs in the Tampa metro. SI.com has some interesting insight to the “Tampa Strip”. Somebody pass me a steak…and shrimp.

How hard is it to get Super Bowl tickets? Well, not that hard at all…just expensive. StubHub.com has a bunch of tickets listed starting at $1,600 per seat up to $10,000 per seat. And if you have $100k to blow and 15 friends (or strippers from the night before) you like alot, you can buy a luxury suite.

Hey, Tony. I can’t stand girls with twig-like physiques, but what did you do to Jessica? Seriously, though…I’m not making fun. But I’m not gonna lie. This is definitely surprising. Somebody pass me the chips and pizza.

Is Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald the greatest wide receiver ever? If the Steelers win the Super Bowl, will they be the greatest team in NFL history? Did you know that Bill Cowher once coached the Steelers? And did you know that Ken Whisenhunt once worked for Cowher? So, who does Bill Cowher pull for in this game? Just a few of the questions you’ll hear over and over again leading up to this weekend. John Royal at HoustonPress has a whole list of Super Bowl Memes you’ll be sick of.

Raise your hand if you thought Paul Blart Mall Cop signaled the end of Kevin James’ movie career. It’s been #1 for two weeks in a row. Somebody pass me the crow.

Earlier this year, one of my friends brought to my attention Erin Burnett’s snobbish tendencies. Ever since then, I’ve been looking for my new fav CNBC hottie. I found her. Did you know Trish Regan is fluent in Spanish and Italian, studied classical voice (opera), and was Miss New Hampshire in 1993?

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That Just Happened — Lebron Goes NFL, Pilot Goes AWOL

Lebron sure has caused a stink with all that speculation about joining the Brooklyn Nets in 2010. Maybe we’re all mistaken. Did you ever think Lebron might be jumping sports? How dare we! Thanks to lebron2010.com, we have new fodder for speculation. Lebron to the NFL!

Lebron to Le Browns in 2010?

Myron Rolle is living a charmed life. He’s brilliant, he’s athletically gifted and he’s calling the shots…as he should. He decided to forego the 2009 NFL Draft and head to Oxford to pursue his Rhodes Scholarship. He will earn a one-year Master’s Degree in Medical Anthropology. Jolly good, Myron! See you on Sundays in ‘10!

Marcus & Michelle Schrenker——

Memo to Bernie Madoff: Next time you scam millions billions from people — hop in a plane, send a distress message to air traffic controllers and just parachute out. Easy. No word yet on whether or not Marcus Schrenker scammed money from people, but the investment advisor was issued a $535,500 judgement against his company in favor of OM Financial Life Insurance Co. To add to the downward spiral, his wife filed for divorce on December 30 of ‘08 and his step-father recently passed away. Check out the article in the Indy Star.

You, too, could own a strip club! Better yet, a strip club in Las Vegas! Better yet…the strip club once graced by Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones. The Minxx is for sale!

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That Just Happened — I’d Give A Kidney For An NFL Cheerleader

While I wouldn’t actually give one of my kidneys for an NFL cheerleader, I’d devote a few minutes to checking out the NFL Cheerleaders: Best of 2008 on NFL.com. There are 72 photos that should keep you busy. Let me help out a little: 1, 24, 30 (middle), 42 (both), 50, 51, 57 and 70 (go Bucs).

Divorce can be messy. When 50% isn’t good enough, some spouses might choose — I don’t know — a kidney as well. A New York doctor gave a kidney to his wife while they were married. He’ll settle for $1.5 million as opposed to getting the kidney back. Really?

Looks like Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones got the boot in Dallas last night. I don’t see any other team giving the guy another shot. Jerry Jones was his best bet. Sorry, Pacman. *Awa-awa-awa*

Wardriving is no longer necessary. A company based in San Francisco called Autonet Mobile has developed a router that uses 2.5 and 3G networks allowing you to surf the Internet from your car. The service costs $29.99 for 1GB of data/mo. or $59.99 for 5GB of data/mo. This opens things up for road ragers everywhere. “Get off your damn laptop and watch the road!”

In case you missed my post or haven’t heard, the 2009 FedEx BCS National Championship will be shown in 3D. Visit the link to see if it’s showing in your city and where. From what I’ve seen, tickets are anywhere between $13 and $16.

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