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Odette Yustman Gets Wet

Wash me, OD.

While perusing my January 2008 issue of GQ, I came across a wet shot of Odette Yustman. I mentioned Odette in my Chickapedia article after recently seeing her in Cloverfield.

In her mini interview with Howie Kahn, she discusses being “sworn to secrecy” with regard to the details of what would end up being arguably the most intriguing movie buzz ever in Cloverfield. According to IMDB.com, Odette is working on another iteration of Friday the 13th due out in 2009. They’re filming in Austin, Texas…an hour up the highway from me.

I took the liberty of replacing Odette’s sexy Chickapedia profile pic on the beach with Terry Richardson’s sexiER pic all wet in front of a Lincoln Continental. I also added her GQ sildeshow to the mix. Click here to see the rest of Odette’s GQ shots.

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Valentine’s Day Hottie — Jesse Preston

You sure are purdy!

Don’t get excited guys. She’s taken. Her fiance wears a gold chain if that tells you anything. But enough about my jealousy.

Jesse Preston (pictured center in front of creepy old man) is a 20-year-old cybermodel making waves online including MySpace. The Hooters waitress and calendar girl has appeared in a number of publications during her short modeling career including four Playboy Special Editions (I wonder if she knows Kyla Ebbert). She most recently appeared in Strobe Magazine…yeah, I’ve never heard of it either…which she touts as a “classy and sexy” rag. After perusing its online pages, I’d have to agree.

I was born in Brooklyn NY and came to FL when I was very young, and I’m glad I did because being here has given me so many opportunities I might not have had anywhere else.

Courtesy StrobeMagazine.com

When you get a chance, stop by Jesse’s MySpace at www.myspace.com/dreamscumtru. Hmm…nice address. Classy and sexy. Kidding, Jesse. You’re beautiful (in a New York accent). Hey, Jesse. I’ve got a few extra RETOX BAR shirts. I’d love for you to have one, and maybe wear it in a photo. Lemme know.

[Hat Tip: HottestGirlsOfMySpace]

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Chickipedia.com Is Worth A Visit

Since most of us had the day off on Monday for Martin Luther King Day, Finkel is Einhorn…um, sorry…Tuesday is Monday. So, while you’re sitting at your desk wondering “what website should I visit first”, look no further. Chickipedia.com will do just fine.

Chickipedia is the world’s largest web-based, women-based, wiki-based database of hot chicks on the planet. It is entirely user-generated, making it the first female-only encyclopedia of the people, by the people, and for the people. All you have to do is have access to the internet, log on, go to our “Add New Chick” link, and voila—you can create a new article, or revise an existing one. Just be sure to do so within our guidelines or risk being spanked. Hard.

There are a handful of “chicks” already donning a profile, but there are some that need updating. Chickipedia profiles include the usual vitals including the ol’ measurements, photos (of course), related videos, and a résumé. Tonight, I happened to see Cloverfield (bring your barfbag…Blair Witch-tography). One of hotties in the flick is Odette Yustman, who plays the part of Beth.

“Odette who” you ask? Just check out Odette’s Chickipedia profile and see for yourself. Hey, Odette. Hit me up…if not for the dij at least for an interview. Huge fan.

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Kyla Ebbert Poses For Playboy

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Kyla Ebbert & crew

As one of my friends put it this morning…”Good for her!”. Months after getting booted from a Southwest Airlines flight flight from San Diego to Tucson, Kyla Ebbert decided to toss the skimpy outfit for a more revealing opportunity in Playboy. Apparently she didn’t fetch more than six figures for the shoot. But after parlaying her overnight success from one opportunity into the multiple opportunities, I’m sure she has nothing to worry about for awhile.

Kyla was employed at Hooters, but aspires to be an attorney. She refuses to believe that her nude photos will have a negative impact on her professional career. Heck. It may play to her advantage. Perhaps she can wait for Lauren Caitlin Upton to finish college and go into business together. It could be a lucrative partnership. The Law Offices of Ebbert & Upton: The U.S. American Law Firm. We Stick Our Chest Out For You!.

Apparently Kyla isn’t the first aspiring attorney to pose nude. Best of luck, Kyla.

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Southwest Airlines “Victim” #2: Setara Qassim

Excessive Cleavage?

Another Southwest Airlines passenger is stepping forward after being asked to cover up on a flight back in June. Setara Qassim apparently sporting too much cleavage and a “too short” skirt was given a blanket with which to cover up.

Southwest Airlines leaves decisions about dress code at the sole discretion of their employees. Apparently they hire nothing but ol’ fuddy duddys.

Perhaps Kyla Ebbert and Setara Qassim should start their own clothing line…debuting the line with a new skirt cut called the “Beaver” and axe the V-neck for the “Cleaver”. Just sayin’. Some of those clothes can be previewed on the Kyla Ebbert MySpace page.

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Hooters Waitress Kyla Ebbert Escorted Off Of Plane

Playboy Store: 2008 Playboy Calendars

Courtesy: CRISSY PASCUAL

Kyla Ebbert is a Hooter’s waitress from San Diego. Her itenerary was simple. Grab a doctor’s appointment in Tuscon. Hop a Southwest flight back home. Serve several ogling men beer and wings at Hooters. No problem, right? Well much to her chagrin, the 23-year-old Mesa College student was asked by a male Southwest Airlines flight attendant, referred to as “Keith”, to exit the plane until she could find more suitable clothing. She appeared on the TODAY Show on Friday, and according to the description on their website, the outfit “…consisted of a snug-fitting white top with a scoop neck that stopped just short of showing cleavage. Over the shirt was a green sweater that buttoned underneath her bosom. It was finished with high-heeled sandals and a white denim mini-skirt with a fashionably frayed hem.” Sounds fine to me. I mean…if I had a daughter, I probably wouldn’t approve, but it isn’t at all much different from any other college-aged girl. The poor girl snapped a pic of her outfit with her camera phone and sent it to her mom for approval. Hey. If mom approves, “Keith” has no grounds for his actions unless, of course, eye candy is now banned by Homeland Security as a security risk or something. One of my friends sent me a link to her MySpace page. I think what Kyla was wearing that day (relatively speaking) was pretty “decent”. Perhaps HootersAir will let her fly on their planes?

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