That Just Happened — Lebron Goes NFL, Pilot Goes AWOL

Lebron sure has caused a stink with all that speculation about joining the Brooklyn Nets in 2010. Maybe we’re all mistaken. Did you ever think Lebron might be jumping sports? How dare we! Thanks to lebron2010.com, we have new fodder for speculation. Lebron to the NFL!

Lebron to Le Browns in 2010?

Myron Rolle is living a charmed life. He’s brilliant, he’s athletically gifted and he’s calling the shots…as he should. He decided to forego the 2009 NFL Draft and head to Oxford to pursue his Rhodes Scholarship. He will earn a one-year Master’s Degree in Medical Anthropology. Jolly good, Myron! See you on Sundays in ‘10!

Marcus & Michelle Schrenker——

Memo to Bernie Madoff: Next time you scam millions billions from people — hop in a plane, send a distress message to air traffic controllers and just parachute out. Easy. No word yet on whether or not Marcus Schrenker scammed money from people, but the investment advisor was issued a $535,500 judgement against his company in favor of OM Financial Life Insurance Co. To add to the downward spiral, his wife filed for divorce on December 30 of ‘08 and his step-father recently passed away. Check out the article in the Indy Star.

You, too, could own a strip club! Better yet, a strip club in Las Vegas! Better yet…the strip club once graced by Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones. The Minxx is for sale!

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