Alycia Lane: Cop Puncher, Bikini Wearer

Look at me! Look at me!

When I woke up this morning to catch my daily round of NFL Total Access and CNBC Squawk Box, I expected nothing more than Rich Eisen’s deft breakdown of this weekend’s NFL games, Deion Sanders’ Top 10 “Primetime” Plays, and a report on the volatility of LIBOR. But sleeping through my alarm has its disadvantages. I woke up to the words “Rich Eisen” and “photos in a bikini”. Talk about nightmarish.

The report was referring to hottie news anchor, Alycia Lane, who was arrested in New York after allegedly punching a female police officer in da face. That’s how they roll in Philly, which is where Her Arrogance hails from. Back in May, Ms. Lane emailed pictures of herself wearing a bikini to NFL Network anchor, Rich Eisen. However, Mr. Fantasy didn’t get the pics. His wife did. DOH! Oh well. It’s only a matter of time now before those bikini photos get out. May the hunt begin.

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