Just A Little Joke…

July 29th, 2007 - - Filled in: Random/Rants

I received this in an email last week. I thought I’d share it with y’all.

Harold boarded a plane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a beautiful woman boarding the plane. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up conversation, he blurted out “Business trip or pleasure?”

She smiled and said, “Business. I’m headed to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston”.

He gulped. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he asked. “And what kind of myths are those?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is tht African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with the most stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” he said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me ‘Bubba’.”

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