Top 5 Reasons The San Antonio Spurs Are Ready For The NBA Playoffs

#5: Some of the local commercials the Spurs do are pretty lame. They are seen primarily peddling cars, however they also do a little grocery shopping from time to time. Reason #5 — The Spurs will be well fed.

#4: Aside from being engaged to one of TV’s hottest ladies, Tony Parker has a budding rap career. As not good as this song is, I have to give it up for Tony Parker (aka. Tony Pizzle, The Machine). He’s just as quick lyrically as he on the basketball court. Ok look, Tony. It’s not THAT bad. And if it’s any consolation, I’d much prefer hearing this during the team intros than “Y’all Ready For This” anyday. Here it is — Tony Parker featuring Fabolous and Booba…and Tim Duncan, Brent Barry, Robert Horry, and Nazr Muhammed. Reason #4 — We got locker room music.

#3: Brent Barry won the Slam Dunk contest in 1996 here in San Antonio beating out fellow Spurs teammate, Michael Finley, with a free throw line jam. Now, he quiets opponents with his consistent 3-point shooting. Reason #3 — 3-point shooters, pick your poison.

#2: James White. Two-handed dunk from the free throw line. Nearly landed a through the legs dunk (but has succeeded off the camera)…also from the charity stripe. That is all. Reason #2 — Our bench players are better then yours.

#1: Joey Crawford’s back-to-back technical foul calls just add fuel to the fire of our big man, Tim Duncan…and thus to the rest of the Spurs team. Thank you, Joey Crawford. Reason #1 — The Spurs are “boring”. Whatever.

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